January 2012
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iStill Psycho
So much hilarity.
notsoplainbutinsanejane:
So Disneyland and Disney World are going to be open for 24 hours on Leap Day
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: whatever, Do you watch anime?
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Not necessarily true. My cousin called them last year and they refused to come pick her up. I’d call prior to going out to make sure they do.
There is a horrible, beastly child outside...
ahorashiikagome:
strangestwords:
If he doesn’t stop screaming like he’s being murdered, I’m going to go out there and give him a REASON to scream like he’s being murdered. :|
Kids do this in my neighbourhood AND at my job… I seriously want to walk up to parents sometimes and asked: “Can I beat your child for you?”
What the hell ever happened to Seen and Not Heard?
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There is a horrible, beastly child outside...
If he doesn’t stop screaming like he’s being murdered, I’m going to go out there and give him a REASON to scream like he’s being murdered. :|
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page...
ghosty-cupcake:
I think you mean 366. 2012 will be a leap year.
ba-zing!
christmas presents
gr3yfox:
go these lovely marvel plushies from a good friend along with other goodies.
spent christmas money on some new blurays. got a steal on these!
also treated myself to a new 3DS and my friend came back from New Orleans with a Hulk shot glass! so thoughtful and funny cause i love hulk but dont drink -_-
also have some vibram running shoes, and a very nice jacket i ordered that...
Grades don't define intelligence and age doesn't...
salandersprinciples:
cyruspotnoodle:
- Someone young, with bad grades
But they don’t. Grades are based on the ability to take tests and write essays; not all intelligence is based on academic work. And young people are often more open to new ideas than those who are more firmly set in their ways due to years of living in those ways.
December 2011
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To my followers this New Year's Eve,
thatawkwarddisneymoment:
I hope that you had a wonderful year, and may the next be filled with:
Magic
Adventure
Laughter
Friendships
Family
Romance
and happily ever afters
May you all find happiness, love, and laughter in everything you do next year, and forward.
Here’s to hoping all my followers have a fucking MAGICAL 2012.
Because...
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
